How much do I have to pay you for that five second session, then?
I can go longer than five seconds, I’m not Dean.
Yes, they do.
Says the girl who spun me on her twat last night.
if you can’t take the heat, don’t fuck me in the kitchen or whatever
Sometime soon, still in South Carolina so once I get back.
why are you in bloody south carolina?
like, rude. I was just trying to have a conversation with you and all you do is jump my friggin bones I feel like a whore.
"I feel like a whore" says the guy who spun me on his dick last night
I am a very friendly, person! I don’t have a van, but I do have some candy. Would you like the candy?
only if there’s drugs in it.
Once you pop, the fun don’t stop. Isn’t that the old Pringles motto?
Oh well. I hate you and you’re an evil bitch from hell.
love you too wanker
you seem like a friendly stranger - do you also have a nondescript van and candy?